These are actual headlines for men's profiles:
"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay"
"Cuttle at home time!"
"wabbit seeks ms. wabbit"
"You really don't want to know!"
"Casting Now for starring role in my life"
"Puppies, flowers, and uranium"
"Confident, Secure, Slightly Conceited"
"WARNING: Not approved by the FDA"
“Just another clown”
“I am a person”
“Well trained...needs good home”
"Me love U long time"
(aren't those the words of a Bankok prostitute???)
"WARNING PROCEED WITH CAUTION"
"Guy with puppy envy"
And the number one most popular headline: "Nice guy looking for nice girl"
