Sunday, March 06, 2011

why I wish I was a lesbian sometimes...

HIM
Um ok what are you looking for naughty

ME
Well I like to get to know a little about somebody before getting into sexy talk, so maybe I'm not what you're exactly looking for.

Also I'm a big fan of standard punctuation.

Cheers.

HIM

A big fan of standard grammer you mean

ME
(thinking of this as a kiss-off)

The whole shebang - punctuation and grammar. And spelling.

I mentioned I was a snob about those things, so maybe you emailed me accidentally.

HIM
I think your sexy where are you

ME
(Gaaaaahhh!!!!)