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#JadeHelm15 forces: Texas resistance forces now using weaponized armadillos. If you see an armadillo, do not engage. #OMGJadeHelm

— FEMA Camp Commandant (@WonkyNewsNerd) July 20, 2015

We're capturing country music radio stations and changing their format to smooth jazz as we push further behind enemy lines. #OMGJadeHelm

— Jade Helms Deep (@eclecticbrotha) July 17, 2015

Military Governor Holder: All Texans will be given the new Occupied Texas Flag and must fly it #OMGJadeHelm pic.twitter.com/2EVvOcvmem

— NaphiSoc (@NaphiSoc) July 16, 2015

So I'm in my holding cell at Walmart and Barack Obama came by and gave me....he gave me....healthcare. THE HUMANITY!! OH GOD! #OMGJadeHelm

— Jason The X (@JasonTheX) July 16, 2015

.@lastgoodnerve I’ll try to pass word to our Regional Occupational Commander, Harvey Fierstein. #OMGJadeHelm

— Devin Pike (@justdevin) July 19, 2015

This isn’t about land, or freedom, or even our New Gay Overlords. It’s about ... steak. #OMGJadeHelm

— Devin Pike (@justdevin) July 15, 2015

@justdevin I'm getting a team ready to attempt a rescue of you. In retrospect I shouldn't have tweeted this. #nothingtoseehere #OMGJadeHelm

— Jason The X (@JasonTheX) July 15, 2015